canadian status report on the apocolypse
carcinoggeneticist: midnight is approaching a single cry pierces the night the moose lord has fallen maple syrup supplies are running low igloos are melting everyone spontaneously forgets to write the letter “u” in “colour” the apocolypse has begun
Update from Canada.
br0lan: welcometogeektown: All the snow has turned to maple syrup and we are slowly drowning in it. The moose have all fled leaving us with no escape. And the worst part is, we don’t know who to apologize to.